Britny spears the new noughty girl

If Britney's not bad, she's sad—and making sure you know about it. It's really the same old, same old, right?

Before, when an incorporated, blood-sucking parental figure (Lynne) was in charge, it was all about acting out against mean ol' mom. Now that the court's have intervened and brilliantly observed that neither Lynn, ex hubby K-Fed, nor Brit herself were doing too good a job of minding Brit-Brit, the task has fallen to dad Jamie. Well, that's a big improvement.

On the surface, of course, it is.

But bubbling deep down below are the same old deeply rooted problems (like never being allowed a childhood, being used by parents for cash and prizes, user douchebag lovers, etc.), and B-B's buds assure me even though her abs are fab, her head surely isn't. It's just a quieter, legally sanctioned path to the same old...toxicity, as any fool watching her half closely these days can assess.

As soon as those who truly care about Spears stop treating her like a worldwide commodity is when the true healing begins. And that starts with Brit herself. Low self-esteem, thy name is comeback. Chill and ditch the world for a year, babe. We'd love you even more for it.

Britny spears

Britny spears

Britny spears

Britny spears

Britny spears

Tina Fey's husband is talking about her facial scar

Tina Fey's husband is talking about something the 30 Rock actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek.

In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey's face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house.

Says Richmond: "That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life."

Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it.

Says Fey: "It's really almost like I'm able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of 'Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever. Everybody's got a better side."

Tina Fey

Tina Fey

Tina Fey

Tina Fey

Tina Fey

'Trace' star Roselyn Sanchez has gotten married in San Juan

Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez has gotten married at a historic San Juan fort in front of 250 guests that included Eva Longoria Parker.

Roselyn Sanchez

Sanchez and actor Eric Winter arrived Saturday at the San Cristobal fort in a white Mercedes Benz. Guests also included actor Amaury Nolasco and Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila and his family.

Roselyn Sanchez

Sanchez wore a princess-style dress with hand-embroidered pearls and diamonds created by Venezuelan designer Angel Sanchez. Winter wore a Calvin Klein suit.

Roselyn Sanchez

The couple expects to honeymoon in the Mayan Rivera.

The 35-year-old Sanchez appears in the CBS series Without a Trace and produced the 2007 movie Yellow. The 32-year-old Winter has appeared in the soap Days of Our Lives.

Roselyn Sanchez

Roselyn Sanchez

Kate Beckinsale's De Niro crush

Kate Beckinsale was intimidated by Robert De Niro - because she used to have a crush on him.

The British actress appears in 'Everybody's Fine' with the 'Righteous Kill' star and says she struggled to retain her composure because she was such a fan of the acting legend, she used to keep his photograph in her kitchen.

She admitted: "I was kind of intimidated, because I had a picture of him on my fridge at university, so I was a bit shifty about that.

Kate Beckinsale

"You sort of feel like you have to confess that to somebody. There's sort of a slightly creepy thing to it."

Kate - who has a nine-year-old child, Lily, with ex-partner Michael Sheen - also revealed she hopes to work on stage, but admits it

Kate Beckinsale

isn't likely to be in the near future.

She added to website Moviehole: "I would like to return to the theatre, and I will. But I probably won't until my daughter becomes more indifferent about me being the one to put her to bed."

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Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale

Britney Spears "Devastated" by Justin Timberlake Split

In Britney Spears' MTV documentary (which aired Sunday), Britney: For the Record, the pop singer revealed her feelings on her 2002 split from Justin Timberlake.

"With Justin, he was part of the magnitude of what I had become," Spears said. "So when he was gone I was like, 'what am I supposed to do with myself?'"

Added Spears: "[Timberlake] started to do an album for himself and he started to do things for himself, and I just never saw him anymore. When it ended, I felt so alone. I didn't really wanna think about the reality of it. I never faced it... I just ran."

Spears said she was "devastated" by that breakup, but she handled it better than her divorce from Kevin Federline.

See photos of Britney Spears performing over the years.

After their 2006 split, Spears said she didn't know what to do with herself.

Britney Spears

"I built my dream home in Malibu, a huge house and the pool and the huge yard for the kids, and I did everything for them," she said.

Watch video of Spears confessing that she married Federline for all the wrong reasons.

Madonna, who had Spears join her during a performance on her Sticky and Sweet tour, also appeared in the documentary. She admitted that she identifies with Spears.

"There's a certain fragility about her and vulnerability about her that makes me feel maternal towards her," Madonna said. "There are aspects about her that I recognize in myself when I first started out in my career. I also admire her talent as an artist."

Britney Spears

Aside from Timberlake, Federline and Madonna, Spears opened up about her family.

"At this point I have two precious jewels, my two boys... and my job," Britney said of her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2. "Those two things have kept me going really strong for the past three years."

She admits that because of the roller coaster of divorce and her psychiatric hospital stays, she's now more careful about whom she lets into her life.

"It was just a really, a really bad time in my life," the singer said. "And it's crazy."

Take a look at Britney's baby photo.

Britney Spears

Spears turns 27 on Dec. 2, the same day her sixth studio album, Circus, hits stores. She performed her hit, "Womanizer," in England and Germany over Thanksgiving weekend.
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